The Fitch
@iamthefitch@tatertwots.com
We are potatoes. We are offensive and offended, so stop eating us. The Fitch is an arse that encases a heart of endless love and hope. Fitch lives in reality, protecting and filtering for the innards. They are opposites blended, which my writing reflects.
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When Pustule Face Called Us Fuckers
So the incoming Biden deputy chief of staff called us Republicans fuckers. Aren’t we all fuckers at some point or another? Has she not fucked? I imagine not, with that pustule face she must bear. Biden preaches unity but says nothing about this offensive unfuckable fuckface so I must bear the burden for us all…
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THE EXPLODING HEAD
As the evils around you, whether they are evils you perpetuate or not, come to a mind-storming peak inside your head, you may feel like it’s going to explode. You will think things and think about doing things you would never consider under normal circumstances. An example of this is the origin of things like…
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Eh Uhh Um Psaki
Oh, how I miss the eloquent speaking of Kaleigh McEnany. What a beautiful, intelligent, successful role model for all young ladies in this country. You can be beautiful, smart, and successful, all the while keeping a grace about you that if challenged will lead to a sterner response, still delivered with respect and charm. Always…
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Civil War: Take Two
Pretend Scenario, of Course Peacefully going about my life, every now and then something will happen that intrudes upon that peace. People are free to think and say whatever they like in this country and it is a right you will always have, here in the United States. As the great Donald Trump once said,…
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Irredeemable Deplorables
I done been woked since I was knee-high to a grasshopper! I suffered a quick nap, though, when at 5 years old I had the balls to ask my mom why an African American boy in my class was named Charles White if he were black. He was a great friend to me, so naturally…
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Now I Have to Buy the Damn Pillow
So far, I’ve been able to avoid buying the pillow that’s out of my price range made by, you guessed it, the My Pillow Guy. I know his name, but we’ll just call him that for fun. He’s on my ass 24/7 on TV wanting me to do it, luring me in to do it…
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President Trump, the Patriot
The entire idea of our political system is to allow differing sides to debate in good faith and heart to find a resolution that falls somewhere in the middle of the varying ideals. At the heart of it, it is a fair, intelligent, successful system. In today’s world, it is becoming impossible to find any…
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BIDEN WAKE UP LIST
Nov 2022 Post Update: Nothing New Here, Folks SIT UP…GO PEE…WASH YOUR HANDS…DRINK THE PINK FLUID AND GO BACK TO BED SIT UP…GO PEE…WASH YOUR HANDS…DRINK THE BLUE FLUID AND SHOWER OFF ANY POO REMNANTS FROM OVERNIGHT FARTING GET OUT AND DRY OFF WITH A TOWEL, NOT THE SHOWER CURTAIN GET DRESSED…DIAPER, OVERPANTS, LONG PANTS,…