| SIT UP…GO PEE…WASH YOUR HANDS…DRINK THE PINK FLUID AND GO BACK TO BED |
| SIT UP…GO PEE…WASH YOUR HANDS…DRINK THE BLUE FLUID AND SHOWER OFF ANY POO REMNANTS FROM OVERNIGHT FARTING |
| GET OUT AND DRY OFF WITH A TOWEL, NOT THE SHOWER CURTAIN |
| GET DRESSED…DIAPER, OVERPANTS, LONG PANTS, SHIRT |
| WAIT FOR SERVANTS TO BRING BREAKFAST, STEROID… I MEAN ICE CREAM SMOOTHIE, THEN DO WHATEVER THEY SAY UNTIL SOMEONE COMES FOR YOU |
| WHEN BROUGHT FROM THE BASEMENT, YOU WILL BE THE PRESIDENT. DO NOT SAY STUPID THINGS. DO NOT HISS, SNEER, OR YELL AT PEOPLE. |
| STOP CALLING AND ASKING YOUR ‘RED STICK WITH THE DROOPY HEAD’ TO COME BACK. |