The Fitch
The Fitch
@iamthefitch@tatertwots.com

We are potatoes. We are offensive and offended, so stop eating us. The Fitch is an arse that encases a heart of endless love and hope. Fitch lives in reality, protecting and filtering for the innards. They are opposites blended, which my writing reflects.

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  • Irredeemable Deplorables

    I done been woked since I was knee-high to a grasshopper!  I suffered a quick nap, though, when at 5 years old I had the balls to ask my mom why an African American boy in my class was named Charles White if he were black.  He was a great friend to me, so naturally…

  • Now I Have to Buy the Damn Pillow

    So far, I’ve been able to avoid buying the pillow that’s out of my price range made by, you guessed it, the My Pillow Guy.  I know his name, but we’ll just call him that for fun.  He’s on my ass 24/7 on TV wanting me to do it, luring me in to do it…

  • President Trump, the Patriot

    The entire idea of our political system is to allow differing sides to debate in good faith and heart to find a resolution that falls somewhere in the middle of the varying ideals.  At the heart of it, it is a fair, intelligent, successful system.  In today’s world, it is becoming impossible to find any…

  • WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

    Oh, enlightened ones, with your kneejerk reaction to a fleeting moment in time, who do you think you are?  How important you must feel. Who are you to curse the past of our nation and call it unacceptable?  Who are you to defy the Constitution of the United States for your selfish, silly purpose?  Who…

  • BIDEN WAKE UP LIST

    Nov 2022 Post Update: Nothing New Here, Folks SIT UP…GO PEE…WASH YOUR HANDS…DRINK THE PINK FLUID AND GO BACK TO BED SIT UP…GO PEE…WASH YOUR HANDS…DRINK THE BLUE FLUID AND SHOWER OFF ANY POO REMNANTS FROM OVERNIGHT FARTING GET OUT AND DRY OFF WITH A TOWEL, NOT THE SHOWER CURTAIN GET DRESSED…DIAPER, OVERPANTS, LONG PANTS,…