The Fitch
@iamthefitch@tatertwots.com
We are potatoes. We are offensive and offended, so stop eating us. The Fitch is an arse that encases a heart of endless love and hope. Fitch lives in reality, protecting and filtering for the innards. They are opposites blended, which my writing reflects.
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Hopscotch – Chicago Style
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PENILE HORROR!
This just in, Muffy… In an episode that can only be described as HORROR, we have confirmed that a man has, indeed, had his penis shucked and severed in an A.I. “Adventure Pack”. …..more to cum… but not for him.
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An All Ages Short Story: Butter’s Garden
Buttercup was a very happy kitty cat when the lady with a bun in her hair gave her some flowers. She always did feel bad digging in her garden and for leaving her poop behind, too! She just couldn’t resist the wonderful smells she found in that beautiful garden! Buttercup had loved the lady for…
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Afghanistrand Withdrawal
Families, friends, loved ones and all involved directly and indirectly, please know the weakness of the leaders who caused your loss with such disregard are recognized for their evil indifference to the state of the individual human and the enormity that entails… except when applied to themselves and theirs. We will not forget. Donald Trump…
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The Dream of Fitchness
https://www.boston.com/real-estate/real-estate/2023/05/31/for-425k-maine-island-beach-lighthouse/ If I won the lottery, I would move here. I would convert the lighthouse to a giant cat toy and they could come and go at will. I’ve a great start to a cat colony, so I’m sure there are more strays in the world looking for a fun, safe place to play. Not…
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Tater Twots Have Invaded Zazzle…
https://www.zazzle.com/tater_twots_tortie_cat_t_shirt_halloween-256037404754536729
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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME
Will someone please tell me when the world decided gross and in your face was a good thing and should be shoveled down throats at will? Do they NOT KNOW that inundation very often leads to repulsion? If swallowed, that can lead to vomit. Now, had we been left alone to our non-hating lives, we…
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Twotticle Day
Was today typical? Nope…I woke up at 4am and couldn’t go back to sleep! Definitely gonna be a long day at work!
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The tiniest one that ever lived, of course!
If you could bring back one dinosaur, which one would it be? Still the same answer!
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Under the Microwave
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This Just In….
In an official release from the new Space Force Cowboy League, a program started by President Trump to build comradery among the Space Force agents, we have learned that their Psakme ball has been lost and was last seen hurdling towards Earth. While weightless in space, the ball most certainly is NOT weightless in the…
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FREE GNARLSOME FUCHER
TONIGHT ON “The Timez Passages Passing Times” We are going in depth undercover to explore exactly how it is that Gnarlsome Fucher is being held under lock and contract, behind closed lips. To begin, our undercover reporters tell us that Fuxd News has released Mr. Fucher from work but not TO work. They are trying…