The Fitch
The Fitch
@iamthefitch@tatertwots.com

We are potatoes. We are offensive and offended, so stop eating us. The Fitch is an arse that encases a heart of endless love and hope. Fitch lives in reality, protecting and filtering for the innards. They are opposites blended, which my writing reflects.

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  • The Darkest Day in America

    I am thoroughly disgusted with the fact that a politically motivated, attempted public flogging of the character of Donald Trump is actually occurring. I want to mark this moment in time LIKE BIDEN DID WHILE REPEATEDLY CHECKING HIS WATCH IN DISRESPECT to the servicemen who he killed. What an abhorrent sight that was, with those…

  • In Dark Days

  • Laughing…

    Our President on the world stage.

  • Tater Twots of Course!

    Assuming I had money already, I would do Tater Twots for free. I want trading cards, character and handouts, for a game idea. I want little figurines for the hundreds of these things in my head from “Maim and Silent Shank” to “Cop Porn”, the really bad spud. I want an app to collect and…

  • Sleeping American Animals

    Sedentary, Satiated, Susceptible – The Sleeping of America Students and young adults today in the United States are more likely to be interested in the internet, video games, and addictive apps than they are to work, further education, or read the old-fashioned thing we called a book. Have they even experienced the oneness with the…

  • Five Year Old Fitch

    I do not remember 5 very well but based on my OG, Convoy, trucker Dad’s favorite story of my 5 yr old self, I must have wanted to be a Fitch. At the grocery store, the rare time he was there, he was inexplicably delighted to see a cute little kid from class hide behind…

  • Southeastern Fall

    Crisp, invigorating, best to me from Maryland to North Carolina. I miss you, ocean.

  • Noselita

    Defined: That nosey little thing that’s always trying to make poop stew. Used in a sentence: “Oh, Noselita, have you nothing else to do?” Inspired by a devilish Kitty but applicable to Twots at large. You know you know one.. and you know one knows you…

  • Understanding Things-Prompted

    My last answer is below. Now, it’s how fast our country can fall. The United States Constitution and why it matters in a free society. How many have actually read it?

  • Clinton Self Unknown

    https://truthsocial.com/users/TaterTwots/statuses/110074691774081055

  • Twitter Twots

    So Twitter marked Maggot Mouth as potentially offensive. BS based on what I’ve seen on there and endured. I appealed and told them I’d be happy to stick to Truth Social. The pic is an actual potato that rotted to look like that. Apparently I’m as offensive as I thought I was.

  • Afghanistan Withdrawal