The Fitch
The Fitch
@iamthefitch@tatertwots.com

We are potatoes. We are offensive and offended, so stop eating us. The Fitch is an arse that encases a heart of endless love and hope. Fitch lives in reality, protecting and filtering for the innards. They are opposites blended, which my writing reflects.

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  • Breaking Twot News..

    This just in, Moppett… THE RETURN OF THE DON EL FUKYAA On leaving the courthouse today, we saw the old fire, spirit, and disgust of The Don El Fukyaa as he had fire in his eyes and indignance building within him like a thirsty dragon! “It’s ridiculous” he all but snorted with the ease of…

  • Progress

    In what ways does hard work make you feel fulfilled? Physical to mental, I love a challenge! And to succeed, of course! Just ask my old Husqvarna!

  • Biden Doesn’t Care About You…

    UPDATE: AFTER HEARING BIDEN COVERED UP AN ACCIDENT AND LEFT A PERSON TO DIE I REPEAT: BIDEN DOESN’T CARE ABOUT YOU! Had people known how Biden failed to protect his own son from the woes of drug addiction and the disgusting debauchery of whoring it up and being stupid enough to film it all, surely…

  • User of the century, what will you now do? You’ve used them all up and even recycled some.

    You thought you could run from one to the next but your good old faithfuls are dead. You’ve no repertoire left of pitiful souls, cause the rest are selfish like you.

    Run on, user, to your shiny new thing…

    You’ll surely only lose it in the end.

  • Humor

    What’s the trait you value most about yourself? The ability to find humor in almost any situation. https://tatertwots.wpcomstaging.com/2022/11/16/irredeemable-deplorables/

  • Fun!

    List three jobs you’d consider pursuing if money didn’t matter. I would run a cat sanctuary at an old lighthouse, restored for their purposes. I would be an intern for Lisa Vanderpump. I would make Tater Twots all day every day… and a kid’s line, too.

  • United States

    What aspects of your cultural heritage are you most proud of or interested in? I’m not going to divulge my ancestry because I am most proud that someone from both sides of my family had the fortitude to traverse great waters and hardship to land in what is our home. Where else would anyone want…

  • Branded

    What brands do you associate with? I’d rather answer this way … Fewer and fewer it seems these days. SILENCE OUR PRODUCTS! BE BULLIED BY BEVERAGES NO MORE! If you hate hypocrisy, are an adult, and have a need to be offensively made to laugh and be punished, read this! https://tatertwots.wpcomstaging.com/2022/11/16/final-demand-for-action-on-clucking-hypocrisy-and-such/

  • The Basics…

    What could you do more of? Laughing in nature.

  • Let it go…

    What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received?

  • Ponder

    What things give you energy? The love of people, other living things, places, and things to ponder.

  • Inability

    What’s your all-time favorite album? I cannot fathom such a choice so I will answer as follows: Yes