One of the earliest signs of a coming wokeness war in my life was Dr. Seuss’s story about Stars Upon Thars. And worse, stars not upon thars and the debate and hate that came from that, and let me tell you, it was ridiculous.

Remember When they canceled Dr. Seuss? Stars Upon Thars.

Now look how divided we are. That book at least gave us a handbook to follow to survive this ocean of shite.