Whilst resting up in the can overnight for talking truths, President Trump felt good.

No traffic to fight, the bed was actually quite good for his spine, rock hard as it was, so it was the best therapy he had ever seen! Seriously, picture it…sitting in court all day listening to lies and digs from the dense.

Now, relaxing, spine therapy at hand, he thought a nap might be just the right thing. Shut down the old mind for a bit.

Just as he was drifting off, a ruckus arose and he sprang into sight and yelled to the thugs to “Hey, knock it off!”. His SS men giggled when they all did. Ten seconds later, The Golden Don did hear with his ear a former offender, known as Top-Off, quietly whisper “Yo, was that Trump?”.

Knowing a good moment and seizing them all, our hero jumped up, unrolled his “TaterTwots Pillow-Jacket” and put it on, instantly all suited up, geared to chat with the thugs.

Wee into the night, they all talked and vented and steam valves released and minds were opened and friendships were born!

As the sun rose, their talks had to close. To the delight of thugs on the verge of a truce, The Golden Don promised to give a shout out to the press to get locked up again and come back in to bring their peace.

And so he did…for 5 more days, so as not to miss D-ADog’s birthday bash! The truce was done day 1. The D-A-Dog party was like nothing you’ve ever seen! Ever!

There was ceiling brewed hooch, commissary snacks, guard smuggler’s delight, ramen, instant coffee, thugnacious decorations, drug slushies, which our hero rejected for the mystery element, and entertainment of laughs the likes you’ve never seen nor heard!

They could hear it MILES away!

And that, my friends, is how Thugs for Trump began.

Their slogans include “We Ain’t All Felons” and “Felons Need Work”.

Some chapters are now considering “Let’s Kick Their Asses”, but it isn’t officially endorsed by anyone but the three saying it.

Stay tuned for more….

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