At first, our investigation pointed us to South Dakota, as I recently insulted their Murderi Gnome for killy a puppy…

A PUUUUPPYYYYYY!

But alas, reports are she’s still just crying and cursing.

Next up, we will try to remember those 1,253,853,679,964 twots what we offended. We shall not rest.

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