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I’d watch Ted Cruz give a speech about peeling apples…

I’d love to have tapes of John Kennedy on a two hour comedic, aggressive rant. He’s my inspiration.

I’d turn Jim Jordan loose on anyone I couldn’t verbally beat down myself, should it happen. That’s why I named him Pitbull in Waiting in regards to Trump.

I’d listen to Trump read children’s books.

I’d shove a Schiff up a Pelosi Butthole to let him personally experience old hag ice cream farts after they battle through all the backed up sh*t from that clinched puckerhole.

I’d listen to audio from Jason Beghe on creepy murders for years if I could play Pick-the-Vic.

I’d run off with Raylan Givens or Klaus Mikaelson if in a story. Both, in different chapters.

I’d watch John Wayne in episodes of I love Lucy all night, giggling all the way.

I’d pay to see AOC muzzled like the boss in Christmas Vacation. Or Jenny Kushed half to death.

I’d beat the everything bread shite out of Kristi Noem and let Nut Nut pee on her.

I’d pink spray paint protesters too gross for public consumption. Yes, I’m the judge…and the weaponater!

I’d tell Pink to go f herself while riding my orange Husqvarna I battled valiantly with the aid of tractor supply for saying f u to republicans..Or any grouping.

I’d keep semi-ranting if I thought you were still here…

Back to YouTube and cleaning it is!