In honor of Klaus… why use five words when there are so many delightful ones in our linguistics from which to choose?

I’m not going to lie. Why bother?

Yes… had I in my possession, at any time throughout my long, hard, delightful, wicked existence here on this thing we call Earth… A weapon of such destruction, I confess that I would surely have used it on many asdundered people, places, and miscellaneous irritants throughout said journey countless times to make some go poof!

Though, upon reflection, I must confess..

I’d have missed a few.

Best to ponder, then act. I wish I’d come to that realization so much eeearlier in my life. It might have helped so.