A few weeks ago, The Fitch hired some big dudes with big vehicles for an experiment.

We rounded up 100 of the most vile protesters on display in NY and told them they’d won a free trip to China for their great work on the cause and that they…and they alone…were up to the challenge of educating the Chinese on their enlightment. The other protesters swore to do better so they, too, would be rewarded.

They felt special. Like they had made a difference. They met us at the airport, happily chanting “fuck the United States” as they boarded the private plane, not a passport nor ID amongst them.

Shockingly, we lost contact with them about 5 minutes after the plane unloaded them.

We will not be bringing you updates as we have none and don’t care.

We are going on a roadtrip!

California, here we come!