In Part of the “Kindergarten with the Fitch” series, we bring you a Press Conference kind of thing. Stories with Truths. Kindergarten Old School.

This, my love… noble, stuttering, Beauty of Delight… My Suseous, is why no matter what anyone…

I mean anyone..

Except a Willing WalruX with an extra brain chip lying about…

Again… No matter than the other than in those circumstances above, the other.

Never will you be a 911 operator. It couldn’t be more obvious. However, you may be and do a million other things in this world and be You at Your Best. I’m here to show you how! OK…sit down and hush. Time for the show:

(Serious Twot News Conference)

Stammer, err, uhhh…recite. Say exactly: err uhhh refer you to…uhhh,errr, mmm.

No, ummm eehhh, read, b*tch, read

Errrmm, duh you. They they err unnmm

Let me refurr you to the other dept, dongivashite for more umm uh info?

From an ugly, judgy Karen Wannabe to a FlopMoffet uum er.. condescend..hate..trump badd. Ehhh mm… Eh there duh brave err ummm he still uhheehh owes a few bill, eehionh mmm

Blame Israel  yeah, THATS THE TICKET!!

F*uck the Yiar Pinto individual over there standing around telling us stuff while bombings are ongoing..uimm i mean…eehh soon.. soon..pay Ukraine..eehh disny and diddly shite  uhhhh..

Listen eehh errr hairy Prince noooo uuhh ummmm well.

No, not talk uuhh s.o.b..eehh no. Eh. Well from Uhhh of The Mama Doochi shhmmaa

That’s a wrap like the shrink in your budgets so ha!

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