Good Morning all! We are here with you today to expose an unjust social structure recently uncovered and highly developed.

Seemingly increasing at the exponential rate of the United States immigrant population, we have discovered amongst us many H’Aint Specials.

These H’aints apparently won a lottery held by the Cartel before being sent to the United States for specific purposes that allow them to have free reign of the country and power over the people, their jobs, homes, cops, and children for murder with or without rape as a side dish.

When asked for comment The Vacancy apparently retold a story of being an immigrant H’aint AND Y’aint himself, and said he acted accordingly. He said he tried the sides and liked them very much. He paid extra like everyone else for the shower upgrade. You know folks, crickets taste good! I’m a joke!

As a Y’aint, he took the hit of his beloved Corvette having to share space with those worthless old papers. He moved a ton of them to other places people needed them, but still some hanging around, goshdarnit’. He had to work sometimes, too. His two sons run a fine business in the Heart of America- New York! Yeah, before the heart attack..but they built the skyline as a team! Together, folks.

While there are some Y’aints filtering through, they are a much smaller amount. They enjoy the benefits of basic citizens, yet still enjoy level two, with free everything and some being sent to locations with cash to boot.

Citizens, just above the poor animals, are very upset but The Vacancy, the H’aints and Y’aints (hoping to impress and become H’aints) not only don’t care, they seem not to be hearing the citizens at all.

If not for the promises of He Who Poops Gold, there would be no light at all.

Fear not, said The Golden Bull -He Who Poops Gold!

For I will reflect my golden light in every dark corner of this great land and the tentacles upon us shall be chopped off as we head towards the swamps from which they came! Now, who doesn’t like fishing?

I will be the Bull you need on your side and lead the March of Buyna’s shop! Who doesn’t love a good Rodeo? Those are the handsomest guys, whew, and the ladies are fine!

STAMPEDE!!!!!