In the midst of my morning, I am disgusted that Ofrah has been selling her ass “weight” for weight watchers while taking a weight loss drug, most likely ozempic. She is mighty oppressed in this bigoted country.

What of her dumb sheep that schlep along behind, hanging on her every godlike word? They, too, have fat and face shame. But they must work hard, sacrifice, change their mindset. They must be tough, fight, persevere. Luckily, they have their Glenneth Assglow candles to soothe them.

I’ll just pop a pill and not tell anyone! This will surely bring in more money for my weight watchers…and no one will know! I’ll lead the way.

Google search: “Winfrey owns about 1.1 million shares of WW International, representing a 1.43% stake in the company, according to data provider FactSet.Mar 15, 2024”

Now stop whining and go eat your morsel.

It’s Oprah, she understands and gets our struggles. She wouldn’t steer us wrong. She loves us. We are failing her and must work harder.

But fuuuuuck those fried pork chops look good. I’ll take 4, keep the sides.

Fat cells shrink when not fed. They starve for more and fill as soon as possible. If you can’t get them sucked out (like I BET Ofrah has), you will always battle them.