This just in, Moppett…

THE RETURN OF THE DON EL FUKYAA

On leaving the courthouse today, we saw the old fire, spirit, and disgust of The Don El Fukyaa as he had fire in his eyes and indignance building within him like a thirsty dragon!

“It’s ridiculous” he all but snorted with the ease of truth and anger of suffrage.

We love you, El Fukyaa! We’ll help you recover whatever they may steal!

We will build you a new golf course with a water park slide that starts at the top, drops sharply, then rises again into the sky from which you can sling illegal criminals back into Mexico for every time you make a hole in one that correlates with their hole number!

Tater Twots Therapy… it’s all about satisfaction!