I’d like to know, loving bacon as they do, why American men don’t stand up and protect the food supply and make sure we can eat ourselves into baconeous glory? I put that sh*t on everything!
I am serious… You have a job to do. I’m too old and worthless but I can work behind the scenes.
PUT DOWN YOUR CONTROLLER AND LISTEN! THIS SH*T IS GETTING SERIOUS!
No, I didn’t get bacon, it was $22 a fargin’ pound! Where are you going?
TO WAR, DARLIN’!
Be safe, my love.
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