Have I got news for you!

We, at Tater Twots, have been in the midst of an ever-evolving, sometimes frightening, story of Biden, education, and the Illustrious Jungle Car Fiasco with the million mile conductor.

It appears that, as a child, Joe often frequented a local amusement park that had a kid’s train ride. It had a magnificent Engine car, a relatively nondescript middle car, and finally, a beautifully decorated animal caboose.

Every day they brought him there, the conductor hated it. Such a braggart, blowhard, and self-centered moron! He thought that little entitled boy deserved some reality.

The next day the little dweeb showed up, the conductor was excited! This selfish turd was going to get it today! As the boy walked up to be next in line, dense look upon his face, the conductor just couldn’t wait! He walked over to greet the boy, as opposed to having him demand to see the conductor beforehand.

The boy beamed, feeling so special. I’m here to ride in the Engine. Excited as he ever was on Christmas morning, the conductor told Joey that the only seats available were in the caboose. The boy replied “the hell he would” ride in that jungle car.

That was it! The conductor said “Joey, ya baby! You’ve ridden a million miles with me in the Engine car. What about other kids?”

Joey replied he didn’t give a damn and pledged right then and there to build a super-bullet-work-twice-never-stupid SONIC TRAIN that the conductor will never get to ride! Nor those in the jungle cars.

Preview: On a very disburbing side story still developing, we are hearing rumors he has quietly had dems gather up all the jungle cars from the kid’s trains across the US. This is all still very new information, but you know we TWOTS will find out what’s going on!!!!!!!