TIME TO GET THE WORD OUT AND UNLEASH THE GOLDEN BULL

Would You Prefer Bullsh*t
Or GOLDEN BULL SH*T?

Unleash the Golden Bull!

Out in the wild, he ate well and thrived
Even indirectly, he helped us survive
He worked, literally, to shape a skyline
Eyes patriotically shining all the while

For though he loves money and all that it brings,
It never was, truly, what made his heart sing
Way, Way, down in there, in that massive well

(“I mean, it’s right below us, GOLD! Seriously, look it up”  he says as he pulls notes and proof of his statement from his pocket)

His love of his country is what makes his heart swell!

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