Repost from 2/20

After tonight’s speech, I am proud I taught Trump a trick!

The Don Filter

Trump did take the Fitch’s advice so she taught him her trick to filter out bad words intertwined with the good ones people need to hear while he speaks.

“What’s this Fitchery?” he asked the weird thing, politely, while knowing in his head he’d said “who the fuck are you and what do you want?”.

He was sold!

He took the art of the deal to the WalruX, who said “wait…I can say whatever I like and it will sound good?”.

Yes, swore the Don! The WalruX finally knew how to hide his drug-fueled fun!

The WalruX, himself, ran a fast test with his mindscan chip he’d installed in himself years ago! The WalruX was as amazed as the Golden Bull was grinning to reflect his own delight! He also told The Fitch he sees why she made it!

Then Trump asked WalruX “should we kill this thing here?”, pointing at The Fitch, to which The WalruX replied “Nah…it named me WalruX for my smashing wrestling move ‘The Walrus’. Let’s keep it.”

All The Fitch heard was “we love you!”.