Thank you for the sunlight today, it’s beautiful! I know I have been bringing heavy things to rest upon you, but I promise this one is light.

Could you please please please inspire a more talented entity than I to put together a reverse version of “How Do You Like Me Now?” with Joe Biden photos showing how proud of himself he is being displayed eating ice cream and responding to a reporter’s question about kids not having ice cream and he reportedly said they could eat generic.

Also, he slither-tongued at us in the camera saying “Pay your fair share” all the while taking bribes and not paying taxes on it. Oh, I’m weary.

Thank you for listening,

The Fitch