Breaking News ya fellow Tater Twots!

The Fitch has been busy infiltrating an unnamed-so-I-live educational institution that teaches tiny tots…

I’m so disgusted I’m throwing up.

You know how when you laugh so hard you get that vomit-inducing reflex reaction that signals it isn’t done yet? Yeah like that.

I have uncovered disturbing news regarding lessons to teach tiny tots to read that may blow the whole lid off this pressure cooker that has been pustulating regarding their ability to read. Like the Constitution.

I have uncovered a widespread replacement of words being perpetuated to program our tinies before they quite understand. I will relay to you two that I have seen in writing.

For Onomatopoeia the following:

Yomommagottapeta

For Tiananmen Square:

Femeninemen Squares.

I will update you all as I uncover more…