We all know these times are ridiculous, and it’s time we unleash our inner soul animals and put things right!
Let’s call out the Tater Twots who live among us.
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Featured: The Golden
There is only one The Golden Bull.
People say he POOPS the stuff!!
Technically, there’s a mini one we hope he’s getting ready in a Musk lab to be “The NextThorn’! That all aside, let’s show our love for the USA!
TIME TO GET THE WORD OUT AND UNLEASH THE GOLDEN BULL! HE IS ANGRY AND BUCKING AT THE WALL!
Are YOU a golden bull of the United F*cking States of America? Proceed.
Are you NOT a golden bull of the United F*cking States of America but know one? Proceed!
Unleash the Golden Bull
Out in the wild, he ate well and thrived
Even indirectly, he helped us survive
He worked, literally, to shape a skyline
Eyes patriotically shining all the while
For though he loves money and all that it brings,
It never was, truly, what made his heart sing
Way, Way down in there, in that massive well
(I mean, it’s right below us, GOLD! Seriously, look it up he says as he pulls notes and proof of his statements.)
His love of his country is what makes his heart swell!
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