WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE YOU MAY NEVER, EVER, HAVE HEARD. BE OLD ENOUGH AND SUCH BEFORE PROCEEDING. THE COURTS CAN BE QUITE AN OFFENSIVE EXPERIENCE.

Ed, you can’t just go around bonking people on the head and taking their shit. That old lady is most likely going to die.

I’m so very sorry, Mr/Ms/____ Honor.

NO BAIL NEEDED! HE HAS SHOWN REMORSE! He will surely show up for court.

“I meant I’m sorry that bitch didn’t die already, dumbass” is what he sang (out loud) as he happily chirped back out and on to the next little granny in a nest.

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