UPDATE: Moron intern (me at 4am) forgot to add:

IF YOU SEE THIS THING, DO NOT APPROACH. Leave it be and call me…

Identifiers:

If the devil himself came to me...

In the soothing sound of Jason Beghe or Keanu Reeves

And shared with me the wicked delight of Raylan Givens' grit and humor

So delightfully packed in the body of a Jolly Scoundrel on a sunny day

And wrapped me safely in the arms of promised protection of Klaus Mikaelson himself

In the garden of vegetation and wildlife of Lisa Vanderpump in swanning glory

I admit, I might hear him out just for the pleasure.

WHAT'S HIS IN WITH YOU?


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