Tonight, Muffy, we are seeing huge, intrusive gatherings at Pecker Bay due to a Valentine’s Day inspired astounding number of open signs! For more information on open signs,  see our previous coverage below.

The most shocking update of all,Muffinetor, is that one of the Peckers has apparently whisked the Keeper of Pecker Bay off on a tater salad worthy evening!

Now there is NO ONE keeping the Peckers at bay!!! It is udder chaos, to say the least! Hold on, Muff…

(whispering)

Sorry, Muffyberry, I gotta go! I’ll try to report more later, but I have to help this poor, little Pecker first. He said he’s feeling deflated….