Biden might actually be funny to watch if people weren’t dying and going hungry!

Maybe if America doesn’t wise up we should find a new country to take over like our founders.

Any requests??

I could scope them out… My ancestors conquered and united countries many moons ago and I, too, have seen many a mooni.

The Fitch is about fed up.

I’m only 120 lbs, so I’ll surely be needing some menfolk assistance.

Ladies, too… Pref with big hooters, large happy eyes, and luxurious flashy blond hair! Need a nice laugh, pleasant demeanor as well. Willing to bang out success for us in our endeavors.

Hunters will be required for food. I don’t kill animals but I’m a great shot! I can cook well if I must, but only meats are beef, chicken, and bacon (yes). Fried pork chops too. Love the hunters, but you’ll be cooking those deer and miscellaneous others in “B” Camp. It has bigger spits in case you wanna roast a wild boar. I might attend that one! I love NC BBQ!

Now, I’m getting excited! We’ll grow flowers, weeds, veggies and entertainment in my camp.

Please hide the cows from me because if I see them, I’ll fight all of you not to kill them. I’ll hop on one and herd them off like the Lonesome Dove I am on a 3-legged camel.

I’ll let you get back to sane now, but please feel free to form a plan, add to this one, or just know you guys have and are walking me through Hell.

Initial Encampment

Relax, woke,,,,I live to love and also use to love to live. All is in fun and no animals have been harmed in the crafting of this lunacy.

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