I love Mayhem. I also love the version Dean Winters plays…. today he actually made me slaphappy, apparently.
I was minding my business, straightening up near the TV. Mayhem appears. I love him so I watch. He delights me with half a shaven head, riding around on a scooter type thing in the city mayhemming. It’s almost as breathtaking as Keanu on a horse kicking ass in NY and with disregard to names.
Then, I get distracted a second and when I turned back to the screen, back to my actually watching a commercial, for Pete’s sake, the moment struck me hard! Just the LOOK of him and their faces as he’s passing a woman in a car. It’s lunacy delight and reminiscent of a naked Wadepool of just too much!
With…literally…not a thought, my hand went up to the side of my forehead and slapped it twice in rapid succession and stinging shite glory in what can only be described as slaphappy humor!
I got Fitched and Twotted all in one by Mayhem!!!
I’m suing Allstate for the loss of dignity.
p.s. MAYHEM SAYS “YOU’RE WELCOME ” to anyone who never got to slap me.
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