Come up with a crazy business idea.

I’ve got this one! Tater Twots! It’s an alternate universe of us all. Everybody knows one and IS one to someone!

Time to call out the world for becoming ridiculous!

Business:

Fitch in a jar : quips, quotes, non horoscope daily twot therapy

Trading card game: players, keepers, “you’ve been Twotted” and misc other cards.

The world is your game board. You get cards from the Fitch and see how many you know, are, or want to “twot”!

Will you do it in public or quietly slip down a card as you walk away happily knowing you won because counter blob is about to be called out for being a twot. The exact reason machines can be delightful. Their mood is stable, they need help now and then, but you are emotionally in charge lol! It is definitely not personal if an issue arises.

How about a “The Karen of the Wood” card? Hex or betrodden the rude! Jinx in a box anyone? Ohh it’s endless and fun.

Nice twot cards, too, like the light, the spicy whino, The Jolly Scoundrel, Maim and Silent Shank!

Other ideas:

a cat sanctuary built in a lighthouse where the tower is gutted to have stairs circling the inside. There’s a hose at the top that spins daily to wash it out. Search lighthouse on my site if you like, I wrote about it lol.

LONG ago, I also wanted to pitch a Charlie Sheen show called “Heeeeeellllp! From CHARLIE SHEEN???” Where he provides Sheenacious solutions to weirdos across the U.S. in need of all sorts and sunders of things.

He is “Gnarley Tween” now in Tater Twots world for obvious reasons!

TATER TWOTS…

Which one are you???

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