Hello all! I wanted to show you what happened when I decided to play A.I. description for the sheer curiosity of what it would make of me. Below, I’ve pasted the most beautiful description of my individuality for you to see. After, if you’re still here, read The Sand Pirate below for the full picture! It was inspired by a line in “Unauthorized Living” on Netflix. Jose Coronado is amazing. He is also funny, and once said of his spoiled daughter that she even takes her gold card to the beach. Worth watching!!

So here’s my shoutout to Nemo Banderas…

A.I.:

The content is a lively, repeated declaration of the speaker’s love for the beach and their enjoyment in being a modern-day pirate. They relish in seizing golden opportunities presented, day or night, and appear to take delight in daring exploits and cheeky taunting, likening it to finding fortune.

The Fitch:

I’M GLAD YOU TAKE YOUR GOLD CARD DOWN TO THE BEACH

I GIGGLE AS I DARE TO SAY IT’S NOW WITHIN MY REACH

I LOVE THE BEACH!

I LOVE THE OCEAN!

I LOVE THE WAVES… OF GOLD AND FORTUNE

DAY OR NIGHT, THE PICKIN’S RIPE!!!

DAY OR NIGHT, THE PICKIN’S RIPE!!!

CAUSE I’M A MODERN-DAY PIRATE AND I FLOAT UPON THE SAND

THEN I SLIDE OFF TO DA BUS STOP WITH YOUR SH*T STILL IN MY HAND

I LOVE THE BEACH!

I LOVE THE OCEAN!

I LOVE THE WAVES… OF GOLD AND FORTUNE

LAY RIGHT DOWN AND TAN THAT PASTY WHITE ASS

TOOO BAD- GOLD CARD OR NOT– THAT ASS WILL STILL BE FAT

SO TAKE YOUR NOT EARNED NAP …WAKE UP AND RUN DOWN TO THE SEA

I GIGGLE AS I DARE TO SAY YOUR SH*T’S RIGHT NEXT TO ME

I LOVE THE BEACH!

I LOVE THE OCEAN!

I LOVE THE WAVES… OF GOLD AND FORTUNE

DAY OR NIGHT, THE PICKIN’S RIPE!!!

DAY OR NIGHT, THE PICKIN’S RIPE!!!

CAUSE I’M A MODERN-DAY PIRATE AND I FLOAT UPON THE SAND

THEN I GLIDE OFF TO DA BUS STOP WITH YOUR SH*T STILL IN MY HAND

I LOVE THE BEACH!

I LOVE THE OCEAN!

I LOVE THE WAVES… OF GOLD AND FORTUNE

DAY OR NIGHT, THE PICKIN’S RIPE!!!

DAY OR NIGHT, THE PICKIN’S RIPE!!!