Having pushed every single avenue possible to beat those horrible deplorables down and end Trump forever, Hyden Von Ghetto Perve (pres) finally gave up as Trump was still winning from JAIL!

While rambling on about all the wars in the world he caused, each in which he lost his son, Biden very clearly included the words “I uh you know, oh I don’t know.. I .. I just…pardon Trump.

Hyden was immediately rushed by his entire team and tackled. Once he is out of the ER we hope to get a comment.

Back to you, moppett!

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