THIS JUST IN, AVERAGE JOE AND JOSETTES AND IN-BETWEENERS…AND OUTSIDERS LIKE ME.
ONE OF THE TRICUNTLERY HAS CONTINUED TO RAISE IT’S UGLY FACE AND EVEN MORE VILE IGNORANCE IN THE TRUEST SENSE OF THE WORD IN MICHIGAN. NO, NOT THE YAPPY DOG. NO, NOT THE BRO F’ER… THE OTHER ONE WITH THE BULLDOG’S ASS FACE.
SHE TURNED ON HER TOWN, STATE, COUNTRY AND CALLED THEM LIARS AND CALLED FOR MORE VIOLENCE. HER UGLY-TO-LOOK-AT FACE ALSO LAUGHED AND DELIGHTED WHEN CHILDREN AND ADULTS ALIKE WERE SLAUGHTERED WORSE THAN I WOULD DO TO A FUCKING FLY.
SHE CHEERED FOR THE TORTURE AND DEATH OF AMERICANS AMONG THOSE DEAD AS WELL.
YOUR LEADER YOU PUT IN POWER LAUGHED AT YOUR RELATIVES BEING BUTCHERED AND FUCKED WITH. CONGRATULATIONS… YOU HAVE STAINED THE UNITED STATES FOREVER.
WAIT… THIS JUST IN…
DISGUSTED AND REPULSED BY HER WORDS AND ATTITUDE ALMOST AS MUCH AS HER FAKE, UGLY FACE, A GROUP OF MICHIGAN TWU TWOTZ TWAN HAS APPARENTLY MUZZLED AND TAKEN THIS FOUL BEAST.. I MEAN REPRESENTATIVE OF THE STATE OF MICHIGAN (FRONT FOR HOMAGE TO ANOTHER).
PACKED IN A CRATE WITH A TINY AIRHOLE, SHE WAS MYSTERIOUSLY SHIPPED OFF TO THE TWOTTALI RENEGADES.
MORE TO COME… BUT NOT FROM US… WE DON’T CARE….
SHALL WE LAUGH??
