Breaking now…

While it hasn’t been confirmed just yet, we are hearing stories that 7-11 has decided to change it’s name to 9-11, offering beat downs of criminals to local businesses facing attacks, for an 85% markup, of course!

It is also rumored that Safeway is considering a name change so as not to be sued for promising a safe shopping path in its very name.

More to come…

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