One time at the casino I went to sit in an empty chair at a machine with no money in it. A woman in the next chair held her arm out and said ‘my friend playin that”. I looked at her, moved her arm, and as I sat down I asked “You still play with invisible friends?”.

I put money in it, spun it once, and left. She grumbled the whole time so as I left I gave her the old witchy fingers pointed at her slot machine and said zzzt zzzt. You truly should have seen her face!

https://nypost.com/2026/02/03/us-news/wild-hard-rock-casino-brawl-caught-on-camera/